My dog is pathetic.
Simone, my 4 year old cocker spaniel/poodle mix a.ka. mutt I found in a parking lot when she was just a pup, is completely ridiculous when it comes to being near me. She must be stuck to my side like flypaper at all times. It is a joke.
Today, while I was sitting on the couch, the only free space for her was by my legs on the recliner. This is how pathetic it got today:
Yup. That’s my furry beast-child with her ass hanging off the side of the recliner.
Pathetic.