My bump, my lovely lady bump…
I kind of feel like Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas these days. Her song, “My Humps,” is running through my head with a slight tweak. Yeah, “my lovely lady bump” is getting in the way! Seriously, it is kind of strange when your profile is wider than you are when standing head on.
I can’t tell you how many times I have turned to the side to get by a tight space and rammed into something. This seems to happen to me every time I go to the bathroom at work, I just automatically slide my way into the stalls and end up knocking the crap out of my belly.
Last night, Chris was brushing his teeth when I tried to slide by in our narrow master bath. He got a good knock in the back…sorry, babe!
Anyway, I hope I will get used to this thing soon, I feel like I am smuggling a basketball!
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