Hold your nose
Seriously. It ain’t pretty. I am being chased by a thick and unforgiving fog of flatulence. Unfortunately it is my own. Someone please tell me how a fetus can cause insessent, putrid, artillery rounds of farts? It is becoming a gamble to leave my home for fear someone might be overwhelmed and become a casuality of my toxic fumes. Perhaps I can vaccum seal my hiney to save all innocent bystanders?
This.is.so.mortifying.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
oooh nice. Please don’t sit next to me at tomorrow’s staff meeting
August 26th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
this too shall pass. ha ha.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
can’t u just say “the baby did it?”
maybe you can carry around one of those ashtrays that sucks smoke in!
love ya’
j
September 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
haaaa. im dying. that is the funniest description of anything that i have ever heard!!! just like old times. i dont suppose you have time to make it to any corners like back in the good ol days.