…or less, I hope. I am beginning to work on a draft immediate eviction notice.
Dear Reed,
You have seven days to exit my uterus. We will provide you with very comfortable accomodations upon your depature. If you do not exit before or on Sept. 23, 2008, you mommy is going to be very unhappy. Your daddy is getting impatient as well. We would like to meet you and expect you to be on time. We do not want to have to scold you for being late.
Anxiously waiting,
Mommy and Daddy
I am testing out the wordpress app on my new iphone. So far so good, but I gotta get used to the type pad on the phone. It takes me too long to type out words.
Chris’ mom bought us this massage cushion at Bed, Bath and Beyond as an early birthday/Christmas present. Chris was going to get it for me and my aching back, but Rita was kind enough to get it for us. Can I tell you how good it feels? It has these balls that revolve and move up and down your shoulders and back and you have the option for the massage to be heated. I am hurting so bad these days, and using this cushion is the only time I actually feel good. It is awesome!
Just because these pacifiers have a sports theme do NOT make them boyish. My vote: LAME-O.
And what is up with Superman? I don’t want my superheros all sparkly!
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Ok, maybe 38 weeks of eating stuff like the above leads to that ….
I hope you have a great 33rd birthday! You are all grown up now for sure — we have our own little family now … married almost 3 years, have our own home, our routine and we’ll meet our first child in just a few days. Look how far we have come since we met nearly 5 years ago. I love you so much — you are the ultimate companion and friend and I am so glad to be on this crazy journey called life with you!
Well 18 days before my due date and I have reached a new low. Now I am wearing Chris’ T-shirts and his boxers when I am at home. My underwear doesn’t really fit anymore -they cut my circulation off. And, to go with this new frat boy look I am sporting is our house — looks like someone had a rowdy keg party here and didn’t bother to clean up. Our house is a disaster!
Update: Made a Target run for some XL undies and an XL nightshirt. Think I will feel a lot better now. And, the TCBY run helped a little bit, too. Now, if I can just get this house de-nastified!
